A text conversation with my father

Me:Hey, just wanted to let you know that a Rick Santorum brochure came in the mail. I took the liberty of ripping it into pieces and tossing it. I thought about setting it on fire, but I didn't want to waste precious lighter fluid. Love you!
Dad:You should have. C4 would have been nice.
Me:Probably.
Dad:Love you too, my little liberal.