January 2010
“thomas edison’s last words were: “it’s very beautiful over...”
– looking for alaska
what i learned today.
me: hey, can i use the computer?
mom: no, i'm on it. -opens tab with tumblr-
me: hey, don't do that.
mom: ... what is this?
me: uhhhh.
mom: kaleigh rose. -looking through my dash-
me: OOH LOOK. jack barakat's hips.
mom: i see.
me: ... they're nice. right?
mom: take the computer.
“if i had a world of my own, everything would be nonsense. nothing would be what...”
– alice in wonderland
“I’m really bad at taking off bras, so I carry around scissors.”
– Jack Barakat (via fuckyeahatlquotes)